What About the Eggs?

6:35 a.m. A caller identifying him or herself only as “handsome” or “daddy” wanted to remind law enforcement that the public pays their salaries.

9:03 a.m. A Kalispell rooster was crowing.

9:26 a.m. Several neighbors received envelopes filled with blank card stock in the mail.

9:34 a.m. A woman testing her phone decided to call 911.

3:03 p.m. Someone was “snorting Xanax” on Snapchat.

3:24 p.m. An inflatable Christmas tree was stolen.

3:49 p.m. A man was hot-wiring a vehicle with a bunch of people inside.

3:56 p.m. Two large dogs in a chicken coop were eating chicken.

3:59 p.m. A man who mentioned something about sex trafficking bought a younger woman some ice cream.

5:17 p.m. The cops were called on “two high schoolers in love, looking at the trees” at a local park.

5:42 p.m. A man keeps trying to report someone else’s truck as stolen.

7:45 p.m. A woman who accidentally flashed her headlights at a deputy investigating a mattress in the road called to say she was sorry.