4:26 a.m. A man believed his neighbors were being especially expressive during an intimate encounter in an effort to annoy him.
6:31 a.m. “Have fun with that.”
8:18 a.m. A cat has been meowing for a while.
9:25 a.m. A woman in a ditch didn’t want help.
11:30 a.m. For the second time in three days, a window salesman asked a woman if she wanted an estimate for new windows.
11:51 a.m. A coin purse full of drug paraphernalia was found.
2:10 p.m. Some kids were jumping on cars.
3:24 p.m. Someone tried to break into a vending machine.
4:44 p.m. A man on a dating site was running a scam.
5:42 p.m. A woman who sits in her car for hours at a time was presumed to be a drug dealer.
6:24 p.m. A man who let a stray dog into his yard now wanted it to leave.
7:51 p.m. An intoxicated man was walking around naked.
8:23 p.m. A casino guest was creeping people out.