Police Blotter

Flathead County Sheriff’s and Kalispell Police Reports

Week of April 20: Paintball Shots Fired

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4 p.m. A pregnant feline was hoping the friendly neighbor would be her obstetrician in his home.

3:49 p.m. A resident wanted to know what could be done about the “known drug den” in the neighborhood.

1:46 p.m. A kid was speeding around on his moped.

4:36 p.m. An off-leash German shepherd was ruining a park goer’s nature experience.

6:46 p.m. An old guy had had enough of the kids bouncing basketballs on his apartment and retaliated by throwing bicycles at them.

1:19 p.m. A “cruiser” was checking in with police about the appropriate taillight colors he should have on his side-by-side for the upcoming “Kruise Kalispell” event on Friday.

7:27 p.m. The driver of a dune buggy was enjoying the city park scenery.

7:51 p.m. A resident was not happy about the makeshift puppy store that was being set up behind his property.

8:45 p.m. A pair of fifth graders were ding-dong ditching and flipping the bird to the neighbors.

9:54 p.m. Paintball shots were fired at a teenager’s car behind the movie theater.

9:12 p.m. A man threatened to call 911 every time a plane flew over his house, driers revved their engines or when his neighbor was noisy.

2:10 p.m. A curious caller wanted to know if stealing shopping carts was illegal.

10:35 p.m. Trucks were spinning brodies in the parking lot.

11:46 p.m. A group of teens hopped out of a diesel truck and climbed on the high school gym roof.

8:50 p.m. A fraud victim was suspicious the beef being sold in the parking lot wasn’t actually beef.

8:35 p.m. A gang of 30 trucks and motorcycles were revving their engines in the parking lot but fled the scene before the cops arrived.

9:53 p.m. A big truck was being chased by a little car.

9:56 p.m. A truck plastered in lights was doing burnouts in the street, but the police could not identify which vehicle was the culprit amid the sea of illuminated trucks fitting this description.

3:08 p.m. There was a high school rager going on in the parking lot.

2:37 p.m. Some teens were celebrating Independence Day early in between Target and the movie theater.

3:54 p.m. An old guy was being creepy by the tennis courts.

4:41 p.m. A garage sale clerk had been drinking on the job all day.

8:27 p.m. Some privileged teens driving a Tesla accosted an innocent man with silly string.