Wednesday, Jan. 21
8:08 a.m. A bar patron puked behind the dumpster outside the VFW.
12:52 p.m. A woman detailed her life story to dispatch.
4:39 pm. A truck pulled up and the driver made “weird faces.”
Tuesday, Jan. 27
11:25 a.m. A man appearing for a district court hearing accused a “punk kid” of stealing his fleece-lined flannel from the gallery.
Wednesday, Jan. 28
10:16 a.m. A trailer smelled “off putting.”
10:59 a.m. The owner of a dog who pooped on the sidewalk was harassed, despite immediately disposing of the evidence.
2:12 p.m. A caller was on high alert of a man wearing an Elmer Fudd hat.
7:14 p.m. A guy wearing a camouflage jacket requested he be arrested but was just moved along.
10:12 p.m. The neighbor would not stop running up and down the stairs and slamming doors.
11:35 p.m. Kids in a white truck drove off with stolen booze.
Saturday, Jan. 31
3:42 p.m. A pet owner was told that cats are considered “free spirits,” and law enforcement would not extricate the cat from the tree.
11:38 a.m. The HOA manager has had it with the dirt bikers “tearing up the landscape.”
Sunday, Feb. 1
7:36 a.m. A homeowner’s residence was egged and threat-scribbled shells were discovered as evidence. The recently fired contractor is the number one suspect.
2:13 a.m. Teens were partying in the hotel pool.
Tuesday, Feb. 3
6:16 p.m. The guardian of a home with inflatable decor would not stop barking.
8:52 p.m. Suspicious occupants of a Nissan come and go at strange hours – always with backpacks.
Wednesday, Feb. 4
12:11 a.m. A “get rich quick” scheme went wrong.
9:49 a.m. There were “troubled people” in the park.
9:13 p.m. A Bible was stolen.