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Police Blotter

Flathead County Sheriff’s and Kalispell Police Reports

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Hey, can we chat about dinosaurs?

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6:36 a.m. A Hungry Horse man called police because someone had set a fire on his porch.

11:27 p.m. A Lakeside resident called with concerns about the fake police car set up to catch speeders. She said that it spooks drivers and a truck driver nearly swerved into her lane when he saw it.

11:32 a.m. A weird guy at a Kalispell casino wouldn’t stop talking about dinosaurs.

12:02 p.m. A Hungry Horse man called police because someone took the lock off his lockbox, thus rendering it useless as a lockbox.

1:55 p.m. A brown cow was chilling on the side of the road.

3:34 p.m. A Coram woman called police because her son keeps trying to run away. His most recent attempt only lasted 10 minutes and he came back so they could yell at each other more.

5:01 p.m. A Kalispell man ordered some ammo online. When he received the ammo, it also came with five old cell phones.  The caller thought that was pretty weird.

8:29 p.m. A baby calf that hasn’t yet learned the dangers of highways was running in the road.