7:12 a.m. A woman on Trumble Creek Road complained that the neighbor’s dogs made a mess out of her trash.
10:08 a.m. A Hungry Horse man wanted to know if his neighbor could legally shoot his chickens should they happen to wander into his yard.
11:19 a.m. A woman on Dawn Drive reported that a man is holding her lawn mower hostage because her niece owes him money.
11:20 a.m. Someone reported that his nephew consistently breaks into a relative’s home on Harmony Court.
11:47 a.m. A resident of Woodland Road in Columbia Falls found some of their mail strewn about the woods.
12:10 p.m. Deputies were alerted that someone on Kelly Road was reading a book while driving.
1:43 p.m. Someone on Mission Trail complained that “I suck” had been scratched into their vehicle.
1:43 p.m. A drunken man was seen “beating on” a semi at the fruit stand in Evergreen.
3:05 p.m. An Olney resident reported that the neighbor’s rabbits are out of control “again.”
7:35 p.m. After a bout of road rage, a Hungry Horse woman was reportedly threatened by a man with a knife.
7:43 p.m. A duck at Woodland Park had a dart in its eye.
1:58 a.m. Apparently, but not surprisingly, there was a creepy short man with missing teeth at a bar in south Kalispell.