Thursday 7/28
8:06 a.m. According to a resident of Eighth Avenue West, tar, or maybe paint, was poured all over their Volvo.
9:04 a.m. A Lakeside woman complained that there are foul-mouthed people on her property who refuse to leave.
10:21 a.m. Apparently, three male bicyclists were urinating together on the side of the road in Bigfork.
11:49 a.m. A bunch of kids were reportedly “smoking dope” and throwing their lunch around in the Woodland Park area.
2:06 p.m. A man driving down Highway 40 claimed that someone driving the opposite direction pointed a pistol at him as he passed.
2:46 p.m. A woman on Whitefish Stage reported that her sister’s ex-boyfriend threw a rocking chair at her head.
6:15 p.m. A concerned Columbia Falls resident reported that the neighbor’s barbecue was spitting out flames in close proximity to his home. When confronted, the man claimed that he was trying to burn down his house because he just bought fire insurance.
7:44 p.m. A small cream-colored Pomeranian was at large on Highway 93.
8:00 p.m. A Kalispell woman claimed that during a group séance, a “voice” told her that her neighbor would be having a “drug party” soon and may be planning on assaulting her sometime in the near future.
8:47 p.m. Two 5-year-old girls and a two-year-old boy were swimming in Flathead Lake unattended.
9:00 p.m. Someone on Idaho Street reported an intoxicated man urinating in public.