Wednesday 8/1
7:05 a.m. A woman on Spring Creek Drive denied that her dog had been barking all morning.
8:31 a.m. Reportedly, a Parklane Drive woman’s poodle, yorkie, and her other small dogs habitually run free, terrorizing the neighbors with their early morning yipping.
8:36 a.m. A Kalipsell man called in to say that he was expected at court but his girlfriend wouldn’t leave him alone.
8:52 a.m. A mother on Yodelin Ridge Drive claimed that she was unable to let her children outside due to the menacing presence of a vicious gray cat awaiting them outdoors.
10:45 a.m. An intoxicated man on Highway 35 in Kalispell reported that when he returned home from his morning beer run he found the neighbor man in his bathroom “groping” his girlfriend. The neighbor denied the accusation, stating that the reporting party was obviously intoxicated.
10:46 a.m. A woman called in from Bigfork to report that a movie had been stolen from her granddaughter.
11:32 a.m. Someone called in to report spotting a pack of dogs roaming the streets of Hungry Horse.
11:45 a.m. A Hungry Horse woman complained that dogs chased her through town.
12:38 p.m. A resident on Wettington Drive thought they smelled something dead in a vacant apartment. There was no evidence of death, just a disgusting, stinking pile of garbage.
1:34 p.m. A worried Kalispell woman reported that she knows of a man who habitually runs his dogs over when they fall out of the back of his truck.
6:57 p.m. Reportedly, a Marion man stated that he was going to retrieve his lawn mower and beat up everyone along the way.
7:56 p.m. A Columbia Falls man stated that his brother stole his tires and voiced his concerns about the possibility that his brother has developed a mental impairment.
8:17 p.m. The same man called back stating that his drunken brother had returned and that there was a large group of people outside trying to take his wave runner.
9:54 p.m. A Columbia Falls woman complained that the 10-year-old neighbor boy called her “fat.”
11:44 p.m. Someone on Conrad Point in Lakeside heard kids partying, yelling and bragging about “fooling” law enforcement.