Bearded Bro Problems

12:23 a.m. A “drunk” who was also a “bearded bro” tried to break into a Kalispell home. The man gave up shortly after the police were called and stumbled off into the night.

1:19 a.m. A woman in a jean jacket walked into a gas station and stole crackers.

1:47 a.m. Someone reported they had a flat tire and thought someone did it on purpose.

3:40 a.m. A drunk Columbia Falls woman “keeps freaking out.”

6:04 a.m. Someone partied a little too hard in Whitefish and needed medical attention after getting extremely intoxicated.

10:21 a.m. A Kalispell landlord was reportedly tired of his tenants leaving a mess in the house, so he got drunk and threw all of their porch furniture into the front lawn.

12:40 p.m. A Bigfork man said his neighbor’s dog kept coming onto his lawn and chasing his family members around. Law enforcement gave the dog’s owner a warning.

12:48 p.m. A Bigfork man was tailgating other drivers and flipping them off.

1:25 p.m. A man was trying to pick a fight at a church.

2:36 p.m. A Columbia Falls man shot himself in the hand and then drove himself to the hospital.

3:46 p.m. A Bigfork woman was walking her dog when a woman on a bike rolled up and threatened to bear spray both the walker and the dog.

6:34 p.m. A bearded man covered in tattoos took someone’s knife.

6:53 p.m. A Lakeside bartender was trying to chase a stray dog.

6:55 p.m. A Kalispell resident reported seeing a man get thrown out of a truck. When the reporting party went to check on the man, he denied ever getting thrown out of a truck and limped away holding his knee in pain.

10:25 p.m. A Kalispell man said he recently let a family who had fallen on hard times live with him. However, the man was now growing tired of their company and wanted them out. The family refused to leave, so the man called 911 for advice.

11:58 p.m. A Foothill Road resident called 911 with a noise complaint. When law enforcement arrived, though, all was quiet.