He Was Just Hanging in There

7:48 a.m. Boulders on the edge of a caller’s property had moved. It wasn’t the first time.

 

2:45 p.m. A phone was found with screen shots about Antifa on it.

 

3:39 p.m. A bat fell out of a man’s pocket while he was picking up rocks.

 

4:17 p.m. A man requested someone pick up a cat he had in a trap.

 

10:00 p.m. A caller reported a man trying to steal a car had bitten a chunk out of his arm.

 

10:48 p.m. Semi-automatic gunshots turned out to be a kids with a potato gun.