3:18 a.m. A woman told not to call the police called the police.
6:52 a.m. A toddler called 911.
6:58 a.m. A person whose dog was barking could not believe his $165 worth of bark collars were not working.
10:05 a.m. A man acting suspiciously in his car was just rocking out to music.
10:13 a.m. The same man was reported with his pants around his ankles.
10:38 a.m. The man told officers he was just changing his clothes.
11:29 a.m. A caller needed an officer present while taking care of his honeybees.
12:04 p.m. “Some boy on a bike” retrieved a retriever.
12:41 p.m. Someone stole a pistol from a truck.
12:49 p.m. A vehicle was parked on an A.L.E.R.T. helipad.
1:11 p.m. Someone wanted to know how to handle a dog defecating in their yard every morning.
2:19 p.m. A dog looked lost.
3:33 p.m. A shoplifter was banned for life from all Murdoch’s.
4:27 p.m. A ratchet strap was removed from the road.
6:03 p.m. “Possible cooing noises consistent with a small child” were heard on a 911 call.
9:03 p.m. A white van got stuck while mud bogging at the high school.
10:09 p.m. A man with a ponytail looked like he’d been running for a while.
10:32 p.m. Teenagers were driving recklessly.