2:09 a.m. A sleeping man was woken up.
9:51 a.m. Bear scat was found “from one end of the sidewalk to the other.”
4:17 p.m. A deer was dispatched.
4:37 p.m. Someone reported a neighbor was shooting birds and leaving them under his bird feeder.
9:00 p.m. Two moms were battling over their respective 6-year-olds’ behavior.
9:11 p.m. Three kids pushed over a porta-pottie.