2:05 a.m. An intoxicated woman fell asleep on the ground outside the bar.
8:38 a.m. A caller asked a non-handicapped driver to park in a non-handicapped parking spot and was flipped off as they drove away.
10:22 a.m. A woman who appeared to be having an “episode” in her car was just putting on makeup.
2:14 p.m. A woman had been trying to shoplift all week without success.
4:28 p.m. A caller reported “destruction to city benches,” but the responding officer just found a man building and painting bird houses.
6:46 p.m. Someone was going house-to-house telling people their internet was leaking.