4:44 a.m. An agitated woman cursed out dispatchers.
4:47 a.m. The agitated woman called back and told dispatchers to come over and fight her.
9:37 a.m. Someone accidentally called 911 while trying to reset their iWatch.
9:55 a.m. A man was apologetic after accidentally sending threatening messages to a stranger instead of the person he suspected his partner was cheating with.
10:19 a.m. A man was using a pizza box as a pillow.
10:52 a.m. A man was walking past Dairy Queen carrying an assault rifle.
11:32 a.m. A backhoe had not moved for several weeks.
11:48 a.m. A woman reported getting a message on Facebook from someone selling their dog for pornographic purposes.
9:13 p.m. A man stuck an unknown number of steaks down his pants and walked out of the grocery store.