7:51 a.m. A driver plowed through three deer but didn’t feel the need to stop.
9:38 a.m. A woman at a motel told the housekeepers she was immortal.
10:26 a.m. Someone working out at the gym called 911 by accident.
11:04 a.m. There was a deer stuck in a fence.
11:20 a.m. A colorful vape pen was confiscated at a school.
11:27 a.m. A woman reported her truck was stolen from a hotel where she was not a guest.
11:56 a.m. A man left his pistol in a public restroom on accident.
12:59 p.m. Someone accidentally called 911, said “that is awesome,” and then hung up.
2:49 p.m. A business manager reported an angry former employee broke the ceiling.
3:44 p.m. A man was intentionally blowing snow into his neighbor’s yard.
5:44 p.m. A woman was walking up and down the street for about an hour.
11:46 p.m. A woman pacing around the block was just out for a stroll.