8:25 a.m. A high schooler stole a parent’s bottle of booze and took it to school.
10:44 a.m. Two dogs got loose and were chasing some birds.
2:46 p.m. Law enforcement retrieved a baggie of meth from a bank.
3:06 p.m. A conspiracy theorist telling passersby they were going to Hell was confronted by law enforcement and told them he would be good from now on.
4:06 p.m. Someone accidentally dialed 911 and stated they needed coffee not law enforcement aid.
5:51 p.m. A man lying half on the sidewalk and half in the road was just sleeping.
6:54 p.m. A man at a grocery store put meat in his pants and walked out.
10:20 p.m. A woman walked out of a store with a bucket she didn’t pay for.
9:20 p.m. Someone reported watching drug deals all day.