2 a.m. A couple climbed the fence into a private yard and swam in the spa in their street clothes.
3 a.m. Some teenagers stole fishing gear out of an unlocked truck.
9:08 a.m. Someone couldn’t get out of their driveway on account of the horse trailer that had randomly been dropped off there.
2:14 p.m. Someone wanted to report their pontoon boat had been stolen a year ago.
4:13 p.m. A man came home to discover three panels of his six-foot-tall privacy fence had been knocked out and he was concerned that his two expensive dogs would get out.
7:37 p.m. Traffic kept stopping for a black bear that was feasting on some roadkill.
8:17 p.m. Six to eight teenagers were preparing to fight.
11:20 p.m. Fireworks.