12:52 a.m. A man who stole two cases of beer from a store made it two blocks before he lost his sandals and ditched the beer.
8:38 a.m. A semi-trailer full of turkeys was vandalized.
9:10 a.m. Dispatch was unable to help someone who claimed to be a victim of crimes against humanity but refused to divulge more information.
10:24 a.m. A hotel guest who accidentally left his man purse and 9mm pistol asked if they could be shipped back to him.
6:58 p.m. A man who appeared to be mad at the world kept yelling at passing cars.
7:09 p.m. A man drove up to a yard sale and stole a TV and a printer.