8:45 a.m. A man “lost his mind” when he was instructed to fill out some paperwork.
8:56 a.m. A man was “doing the tweaker dance” while unpacking his suitcase.
1:10 p.m. A woman got stuck in an automatic car wash for more than a half-hour.
10:04 p.m. A man was locked out of his house, but didn’t want help figuring out how to get back in.
10:12 p.m. Someone tried to steal a case of beer.