8:11 a.m. Someone broke into a car and stole some Door Dash hot bags.
10:39 a.m. A cyclist kept flashing people and saying he was from the future.
11:47 a.m. A man kept screaming “namaste” at passersby.
3:32 p.m. Someone slashed an inflatable snowman with a knife.
3:39 p.m. A stalker left an early Christmas card on his victim’s porch.
4:01 p.m. Three men seen fighting in a park were just arguing over pizza.
9:14 p.m. Someone was stealing vehicles from a church parking lot during services.