12:53 a.m. A caller was concerned after being passed on the highway by a speeding Subaru with “continuous flames” coming from the car’s underside.
6:51 a.m. A shirtless man was running and doing jumping jacks.
7:08 a.m. The shirtless man was now shadowboxing.
8:44 a.m. A man stole some Oreos and an ice cream sandwich.
10:15 a.m. A man who refused to leave a dining establishment was throwing sauce packets at the staff.
11:25 a.m. A 1-year-old accidentally called 911.
3:06 p.m. Some kids in a bunch of trucks were spinning brodies.
3:41 p.m. Someone entered a restaurant that had an OPEN sign to find it empty of employees, but there was chicken in a warmer.