8:57 a.m. A girl on Nicholson Drive found “drug stuff” in her back yard.
10:03 a.m. A champaign colored labrador has gone missing from the downtown area of Kalispell.
10:45 a.m. A mailbox on Forest Hill Drive was demolished by unknown, but easily imagined, means.
10:53 a.m. An employee of a local gas station reported that a customer wearing really short sweatpants was in the bathroom acting “psychotic.”
11:37 a.m. A miniature schnauzer has also gone missing.
12:41 p.m. Reportedly, two fugitive dogs passed through the area of Province Drive in Marion earlier today.
2:03 p.m. A man was overheard singing what sounded like county music during an accidental call to 911.
3:13 p.m. A Columbia Falls woman found an injured, flightless owl in her backyard.
7:02 p.m. A resident on Sherman Road reported that someone’s blue heeler was sitting in his yard. Apparently, this dog has a bad reputation.
7:04 p.m. Someone on Highway 35 in Kalispell called in to talk about a “dumpy” camper and where it was parked.
8:19 p.m. A man walking down Highway 2 East appeared to be upright, but also “passed out.” He was fine, just heading home.