1:02 a.m. Some blatant burglars pulled up right in front of a house and started to look for ways to break in, according to a neighbor.
3:09 a.m. A Lakeside resident called the cops because a stranger was beating on his window and yelling that he was cold and had hypothermia. The resident had no clue who the person was and was not about to let them in.
9:49 a.m. A gassy smell was reported in Columbia Falls.
12:21 p.m. Someone on Birdsong Lane was parked like a jerk.
12:49 p.m. A Kalispell woman was yelling and “acting high.” She was apparently asking people if they had seen a 400-pound man and his redheaded friend.
1:26 p.m. A dog named Zeus climbed a snow bank to escape his yard and explore the neighborhood.
4:51 p.m. A Kalispell man reported problems with his brand new Apple Watch. The most notable problem is that it randomly calls 911.