3:42 a.m. A caller wondered why the neighbor was adjusting her sprinklers.
8:03 a.m. A purple kayak was suspiciously still next to the water.
10:46 a.m. A wild goose chasing an adult and two kids was not deterred by thrown rocks.
11:22 a.m. Someone walked into a radio station and maced the DJ.
5:29 p.m. An unresponsive biker lying on the side of the road was just taking a nap.
7:09 p.m. A man was threatening the demons that were after him.
10:27 p.m. A caller’s aunt wasn’t answering the phone because it was in the refrigerator.
11:14 p.m. A driver lost their bumper after driving over a dead deer.