7:36 a.m. A passerby was concerned a husky they saw was in the same place as the day before because its legs were broken. The dog just lived at the location.
8:52 a.m. Someone wanted dispatch to stop Congress, and the Jehovah’s Witnesses.
8:38 a.m. Someone reported a vacuum was stolen overnight.
12:31 p.m. A man thought a stoplight was green for all directions, but it turned out that cross traffic was made up of some bad, impatient drivers running the red light.
1:04 p.m. A law enforcement officer conducting a traffic stop suspected they’d found the vacuum thief they were searching for.
2:37 p.m. A shop lifter tried to get away on crutches.
4:27 p.m. A boy on a razor scooter was trying to sell his Pokémon cards so he could buy a snack.
5:27 p.m. A fake $50 bill slipped past a usually vigilant cashier.
8:05 p.m. A car was fish tailing and “doing cookies” in the road.
8:14 p.m. Some kids were doing donuts in a parking lot.
9:12 p.m. A man reportedly making a club-like weapon was just carrying his walking stick around.
11:53 p.m. Two figures in hoodies were spotted climbing ladders by a construction zone.