7:18 a.m. A man claiming to be God needed to go to the hospital because his body was no longer working properly.
11:10 a.m. A man threatened to kill his neighbor’s dog if it killed another one of his chickens.
11:54 a.m. A man was digging trenches in the roadway as “his version of speedbumps.”
9:15 p.m. Someone was throwing eggs and water bottles from a truck.