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Police Blotter

Flathead County Sheriff’s and Kalispell Police Reports

Thursday, September 8, 2022

Pizza Theft Averted

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12:38 a.m. After leaving a bar, two coworkers got in a fight. 

7:06 a.m. Someone called to complain about the “expensive” hunting dog that appeared in her yard. 

11:43 a.m. A bottle of whiskey was left in the driveway. 

12:44 p.m. A strange-acting man told a concerned passerby that he had “been tripping for 20 years.”

1:50 p.m. A man called dispatch to report someone had stolen his pizza, but he successfully chased down the perpetrator, got his pie back and wanted to press charges. 

3:06 p.m. A shirtless man was unable to leave his driveway, due to the imaginary dog that was trapping him there. 

3:20 p.m. Two corgis were on the loose. 

3:49 p.m. A driver attempted to pass a bus and their vehicle was struck by the arm of the stop sign. 

5:29 p.m. A German shepherd and five puppies were running all over town.     

6:03 p.m. A nice looking bicycle appeared to be abandoned. 

8:38 p.m. A pitbull left its house and never returned.