11:32 a.m. A not-yet-ex boyfriend slashed his girlfriend’s tires.
2:38 p.m. A boy threw a rock that accidentally cracked a windshield.
4:53 p.m. A woman said that the drug cartels were trying to assassinate her household and the only thing between them and death was their private security force.
8:25 p.m. A man called requesting that officers remove a woman from his property. When asked who she was, the man responded “your mom.”
6:50 p.m. A “not super friendly” horse was running loose.
7:07 p.m. A box was blocking the highway.