8:22 a.m. A cow was out in the road.
9:55 a.m. A bear dragged a bear-proof garbage can into the highway.
10:47 a.m. A red-haired dog was running loose in an alleyway.
2:24 p.m. Someone accused a Jeep driver of throwing rocks at the car behind them, but it was just gravel kicked up by the Jeep’s tires.
2:59 p.m. A Pit Viper-wearing truck driver pulled out a gun during a road rage incident.
7:53 p.m. A family of seven skunks made themselves at home under someone’s front porch.
8:28 p.m. A large herd of cows was safely standing on the side of the road, within their enclosure, but were making passersby uncomfortable.
9:36 p.m. Some kids were throwing fireworks at passersby.
