7:42 a.m. Someone wanted to shoot the neighbor’s dog after it killed all their chickens. Law enforcement advised against it.
8:42 a.m. Someone stole an e-cigarette from someone else.
8:58 a.m. A calf was hanging out too close to the road for comfort.
9:16 a.m. A woman with extreme horse allergies was upset that her neighbor’s horses kept coming onto her property to defecate.
6:08 p.m. Someone kept stealing logs from a firewood pile.
8:11 p.m. Six dogs were always barking.
7:45 p.m. A man was unsuccessful in his attempt to shoplift a donut and some Sour Patch Kids.