12:53 a.m. Someone told 911 that their apartment neighbors were walking up and down the stairs too loudly.
3:56 a.m. A man was walking in the center of the road, waving a roll of toilet paper.
6:48 p.m. Four Christmas inflatable lawn decorations were stabbed to death.
11:29 p.m. A woman reported that her 72-year-old husband fell in the bathtub and, while he was perfectly fine, she couldn’t lift him out on her own.