Posts By: Micah Drew

A Venti Wake Up Call

8:07 a.m. A man woke up to discover an espresso machine in his front yard. 8:33 a.m. Someone reported that seven people they went to high school with were messing with them by “uncreating and stealing her worlds.” 12:20 p.m. A neighborhood dog kept getting into trash cans. 1:45 p.m. A woman understood why there was a vicious dog […]

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The Unburnt

4:12 a.m. A half-naked man was sitting in a dumpster while it burned around him. The fire was successfully extinguished and the man emerged unburnt. 7:55 a.m. Someone thought that a dog riding in the bed of a pickup truck looked like it was shivering from the cold. 8:58 a.m. Two vehicles had their fuel tanks drilled into […]

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Elmer Fudd at Work

8:20 a.m. A man reported he had video footage of a woman getting into his truck overnight and then leaving but said nothing had been taken. 10:10 a.m. A Kalispell man reported that his pajama-clad wife had stepped outside to have a smoke in the morning and never came back in. 2:19 p.m. A woman who had just […]

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Consensual Fighting

1:48 a.m. A six-on-six fight in a bar parking lot was mutually agreed to, didn’t involve weapons, and was resolved with no injuries. 1:15 a.m. Four donkeys were walking through Columbia Falls. 11:01 a.m. A gun was stolen from an unlocked vehicle. 11:18 a.m. A car speeding through Kalispell had a “train horn” on it and nearly ran another […]

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Cow Care

12:19 a.m. Someone set up a bunch of cones across the highway. 8:53 a.m. There were too many stray cats in a Kalispell neighborhood. 10:43 a.m. A woman called 911 because she was concerned that her ex-boyfriend’s cows weren’t going to be properly cared for now that she’d moved out. 10:38 p.m. Officers pursued a dirt bike driving the […]

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