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Posts By: Andy Viano

Picky Pig Takes a Pass

6:11 a.m. A thief in flip-flops stole some stuff. 8:47 a.m. A woman was “being weird” after her car battery died. A helpful cop came by to give her a jump. 8:49 a.m. A man in the alley wearing a robe and what looked like a shower cap on his head seemed out of place. […]

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I Think ‘Honey’ Gave You a Fake Number

12:16 a.m. The neighbors were welding loudly. 1:34 a.m. A bear was growling at some neighborhood cows. 5:05 a.m. A truck ran a stop sign. 7:31 a.m. A sleeping man “seemed agitated” when someone woke him up. 9:01 a.m. A woman was driving from house to house, possibly looking for drugs. 9:21 a.m. Black cows […]

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Here Comes Antifa!

9:55 a.m. Someone worried the large, white bus was going to be a problem during an upcoming Trump rally, believing it was “related to Antifa.” 10:14 a.m. A man wanted the elderly lady across the street to stop driving into his car. 12:22 p.m. An SUV was found in a swamp. 1:55 p.m. A man […]

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