Posts By: Micah Drew

Definitely Not the Moon

12:24 a.m. Someone told 911 dispatch they’d just been assaulted outside of a bar, but multiple witnesses told a responding officer that the man had just tripped over a bench. 1:30 a.m. A caller described a “crazy light in the sky” that looked like a spotlight hovering in place for hours, but was definitely not […]

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Fat-Fingered Faux Pas

2:09 a.m. Some kids were shooting fireworks off at a nearby dock. 10:32 a.m. Several bags of concrete were accidentally dumped in the middle of the highway. 12:44 p.m. Several dogs were running laps around a “No dogs” sign. 3:52 p.m. Someone dialed 911, said “oh my God,” and hung up. 3:59 p.m. A “fat-fingered” […]

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Next Call is From Prison

12:54 a.m. Several mailboxes were toilet papered in the night. 7:21 a.m. A man clad only in his underwear stopped into a gas station for a snack. 9:57 a.m. A man had taken it upon himself to serve as the traffic police on the private road leading to several driveways, including his. As part of […]

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Rogue Lumberjack

9:40 a.m. A local man was harassing water truck drivers. 10:03 a.m. Someone reported that the tire shop had stolen tires off his new Jeep. 2:16 p.m. A border collie grew tired of playing fetch at Woodland Park and made a hasty exit into the neighborhoods. 4:39 p.m. A rogue lumberjack was chain sawing down […]

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