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Posts By: Micah Drew

Sentient Dial Tone

8:14 a.m. An injured deer was limping towards Deer Park School.     8:48 a.m. A truck hit a sheet of ice at slow speeds and spun around, dinging the door of a nearby vehicle. 9:55 a.m. A malfunctioning phone dialed 911. 11:36 a.m. A woman who looked like she was trying to steal a bike, […]

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No 911 Needed

6:40 a.m. A “tweaking man” really needed to go to Starbucks. 9:30 a.m. Someone accidentally left their loaded pistol in the bathroom of a gas station. 9:32 a.m. A high school student late for class accidentally parked their car in front of a residential driveway. 10:42 a.m. A man cursed out a 5-year-old child who […]

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Pumpkin Bowling

7:52 a.m. A homeowner discovered someone had thrown a pumpkin at her mailbox overnight and broken it off its pole. 9:33 a.m. A man was banned from entering a church after he mooned someone during a service. 11:27 a.m. Someone wanted law enforcement to park in their yard to catch speeding cars. 12: 39 p.m. […]

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