Death to Inflatables
12:53 a.m. Someone told 911 that their apartment neighbors were walking up and down the stairs too loudly. 3:56 a.m. A man was walking in the center of the road, waving a roll of toilet paper. 6:48 p.m. Four Christmas inflatable lawn decorations were stabbed to death. 11:29 p.m. A woman reported that her 72-year-old […]