Posts By: Micah Drew

Death to Inflatables

12:53 a.m. Someone told 911 that their apartment neighbors were walking up and down the stairs too loudly. 3:56 a.m. A man was walking in the center of the road, waving a roll of toilet paper. 6:48 p.m. Four Christmas inflatable lawn decorations were stabbed to death. 11:29 p.m. A woman reported that her 72-year-old […]

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Wrong Side of the Tracks

8:20 a.m. Someone reported their neighbor’s car alarm had gone off every morning at 7 a.m. for the last two weeks.   10:00 a.m. An escaped Lab successfully evaded multiple people trying to capture it. 11:52 a.m. A visitor to the Flathead Valley lost his wallet somewhere and only noticed when a TSA agent asked […]

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Don’t Use the Popcorn Setting

12:33 a.m. A man was concerned that a “large group of teenagers” was roaming around. 2:52 p.m. A woman was concerned the microwave that was left by the side of her house was full of drugs. 3:56 p.m. Someone walking around picking up rocks seemed suspicious.   6:26 p.m. A young boy was throwing rocks […]

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Poose Loodle

2:41 a.m. Two girls stole some Twisted Teas from a gas station.   10:17 a.m. A poodle was on the loose.    11:20 a.m. A man digging a trench found a burlap sack filled with what he suspected were human bones. 7:45 p.m. Four horses were running freely down a road.   9:35 p.m. Someone […]

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Going Feral

5 a.m. A man was detained for hitting his truck with a crowbar after it broke down.   9:41 a.m. A woman kept leaving her cat outside her apartment and it was slowly going feral.   11:08 p.m. A woman was very upset at the way staff at an auto shop spoke to her. 1:36 […]

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Loose Goose

7:51 a.m. A man stopped a passing vehicle and, while brandishing a pistol, accused the driver of flipping off kids as he drove. 8:30 a.m. A truck and trailer exiting the landfill was leaving a trail of garbage in its wake.   9:21 a.m. Someone stole some packages from a porch but returned the empty […]

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Not Quick Enough

1:59 a.m. 10-12 people were having a fight in a parking lot. 8:42 a.m. Someone suspected their neighbors were filing false reports about their dog attacking people and wanted to know how to get officers to verify the dog was well behaved. 9:38 a.m. A Kalispell resident reported someone tried to burn down their apartment […]

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Use Your Words

9:30 a.m. Someone called to complain that the line of people outside the food bank was too long and was blocking other traffic. 10:17 a.m. A man walking down the street with a white sheet over his head carrying a metal rasp and a cross was ‘just blessing people.’ He was advised to bless people […]

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