Posts By: Micah Drew

Phantom Homicides

8:19 a.m. Someone stole two watches from a big box store. 8:43 a.m. Three horses and a baby mule escaped their pasture. 11:22 a.m. A Bigfork resident lost a cow. 11:34 a.m. An individual stole two orange traffic cones, 20 feet of chain, a quarter-inch stainless steel link, and two zinc-plated two-inch rings from a hardware store. 4:35 p.m. A […]

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Testing, Testing

9:20 a.m. An office employee called 911 to test that their phone line was set up. 10:07 a.m. A Kalispell resident reported seeing a cat that looked “sneezy” hanging around an abandoned house. 10:41 a.m. A rooster kept sneaking onto a golf course. 11:29 a.m. A man butt-dialed the police while weeding his garden. 12:46 p.m. Officers spoke to a […]

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Is Your Refrigerator Running?

6:10 a.m. Two horses were running freely through West Valley. 9:59 a.m. A man reported that his wife’s cat had bitten him for the second time and wanted to know what he could do about it. 10:53 a.m. A child in a Bigfoot mask ding dong ditched a home. 11:20 a.m. A dog feasted on the neighbor’s chickens. 2:04 […]

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Putt Putt Spray

12:40 a.m. A man was upset that his ex-girlfriend, who now lives in California, was spreading gossip about him. 6:10 a.m. A couple of horses were running along a road in West Valley. 9:09 a.m. A woman was sprayed in the face with some bear spray while mini golfing outside Glacier National Park. 3:58 p.m. A woman was concerned […]

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Very Well Done

11:42 a.m. Several motorcyclists were doing donuts. 11:50 a.m. A non-guest visited a hotel for the continental breakfast and then left. 6:15 p.m. Someone was concerned about the excessive amount of smoke coming from a neighbor’s BBQ. 9:36 p.m. Two black cows were standing too close to the highway. 9:40 p.m. Five cows were out and about.

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The ‘Ol Sip and Point

12:37 a.m. A woman reported that somebody was inside her house stealing her jeans. 8:37 a.m. Traffic control was required for a loose cow running down the road. 10:57 a.m. Someone kept stealing trees from homes in Bigfork. 11:47 a.m. A man was standing on the sidewalk drinking his coffee and pointing at passing cars. 4:15 p.m. Someone stole a […]

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