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Posts By: Micah Drew

Monkey Bar Creep

12:17 a.m. About 30 kids were just hanging out near their school. 8:42 a.m. A couple of kids trying to sneak out of school were reported by a passing police officer. 10:45 a.m. A pile of catalytic converters was left under a tree. 2:58 p.m. Someone’s dog had been barking “for about a year non-stop,” […]

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D*** Wall!

10:41 a.m. A man was swearing at the side of a building. 11:22 a.m. Some chickens kept hanging out on a neighbor’s porch. 12:14 p.m. A large white pig escaped from its trailer and, while its owner didn’t want anyone to accidentally hit it, they didn’t need the pig back. 4:10 p.m. Someone reported seeing […]

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Anti-Theft

12 a.m. A black horse escaped from its pen, but no one could see it in the dark. 3:07 a.m. Several young, intoxicated men tried to give a woman a cat, and when she refused, they punched her in the face.    6:37 a.m. A man was out kicking street signs. 11:06 a.m. Some thieves […]

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No Parking Here

9:36 a.m. Police conducted a welfare check on a woman after her employer called in his concerns that she hadn’t shown up. The woman told officers she’d accidentally set her alarm for p.m. instead of a.m.   11:03 a.m. Several vehicles were spinning cookies in a parking lot.   11:38 a.m. Someone reported their rooftop […]

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Oh Deer

6:04 a.m. Someone reported there was a dead deer in the middle of the road. 7:12 a.m. A caller reported “deer parts” blocking some eastbound lanes. 9:15 a.m. A pack of three dogs was “roaming the area on a regular basis.” 12:15 p.m. Someone parked a trailer in a handicap parking spot. 1:24 p.m. Two […]

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Death to Inflatables

12:53 a.m. Someone told 911 that their apartment neighbors were walking up and down the stairs too loudly. 3:56 a.m. A man was walking in the center of the road, waving a roll of toilet paper. 6:48 p.m. Four Christmas inflatable lawn decorations were stabbed to death. 11:29 p.m. A woman reported that her 72-year-old […]

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