Posts By: Micah Drew

If You Give a Bear an Apple

7:48 a.m. There was a backpack in the bushes.  8:09 a.m. The bears were in the apple trees again.  11:03 a.m. A frustrated caller wanted to know why law enforcement hadn’t called him yet and said he was tracking response times because officers were on the clock.    1:32 p.m. Someone was throwing lit cigarettes […]

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Three Lefts Make a Right

4:20 a.m. Construction cones were scattered around a parking lot.  10:17 a.m. A man lying under a tree was just trying to sleep off some alcohol.  10:27 a.m. Someone asked what to do about a kayak that has been sitting on his property for three months.  2:46 p.m. A Toyota turned left at an intersection […]

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As They Do

2:15 a.m. A man who reported his truck had been stolen at 2 a.m. realized later that his truck was at the bar he’d been at before getting a ride home.  7:19 a.m. Someone complained that they couldn’t sleep due to protesters on the street making drivers honk their horns. They requested the protesters do […]

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