Posts By: Micah Drew

Smells Like Dirt. And Freedom

3:01 p.m. A man was seen sniffing the dirt.  6:08 p.m. Someone accidentally dialed 911 when setting the phone down on a coaster.  7:30 p.m. Someone found a large white dog and decided to take it for a 20-minute walk before reporting it.  10:54 p.m. A child hit his sister with a charging cord. 

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ZomBEE Apocalypse

12:03 a.m. A woman tried to bite her husband’s nose off.  1:27 a.m. An officer received a fabulous compliment on his mustache.   7:55 a.m. Protesters were using a bullhorn.  7:58 a.m. A grocery cart was located and returned.  8:33 a.m. Students were parked in front of a fire hydrant.  9:20 a.m. A woman thought […]

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No Warranty? Then Die!

8:25 a.m. A female trying to coax a male into her car just wanted to help a transient warm up for a bit.   9:30 a.m. Someone stole a salad, wine and an extra large soda.  9:53 a.m. A dog was roaming the neighborhood   11:26 a.m. A 10-year-old girl trying to call her best […]

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Under Attack

12:13 a.m. A dog did not appear to be in distress.  12:18 a.m. A caller who “didn’t want to be the stupid person they talk about on the radio” said he was locked out of Facebook. 12:57 a.m. Someone was doing mechanic work.    2:14 a.m. Someone reported FBI drones were being shot down, the […]

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Bespoke Forestry

Safe Lands Forestry works on a small scale to do fuel reduction and fire mitigation on properties along the urban-forest interface

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