Posts By: Micah Drew

Not Worth the Paper it’s Printed On

8:58 a.m. Four horses were on the loose. 10:00 a.m. A caller asked an officer to pick up a counterfeit $1 bill.  12:46 p.m. An email typed in capital letters was considered “harassment.” 12:57 p.m. Bears knocked over bear-proof trashcans.  10:57 p.m. A bear took a garbage can.  11:40 p.m. Six people were running chainsaws.  […]

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Something Smells Crab-y

12:21 a.m. A woman wanted her ex-boyfriend’s female visitors removed from their shared house. 6:44 a.m. Eight cows of varying colors were in the road.  8:20 a.m. A dirty sheep was limping in someone’s yard.    8:54 a.m. An air guitarist was playing again.  10:50 a.m. A man asked if he could shoot a drone […]

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Shoo Bear

1:32 a.m. Three juveniles were riding bikes.  1:38 a.m. Suspicious people were walking by the river. 9:01 a.m. Cattle were in the road. 11:35 a.m.  A caller thought he left his pistol under his truck seat when he traded the vehicle in a month ago. 1:19 p.m. In response to a repeat complaint, an officer […]

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