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Posts By: Micah Drew

Duck Duck Shovel

9:03 a.m. Some Kalispell residents reported having flowers clipped from their flower beds, as well as several stolen shrubs. 10:37 a.m. A thief broke into an unlocked car and took a switchblade. 10:49 a.m. A brown cow was hanging out by the mailbox. 1:18 p.m. Someone reported a child for allegedly hitting ducks with a […]

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Duck Me

10:07 a.m. Someone reported their concern over a skinny looking cow. 11:19 a.m. A local man kept jumping the fence to access a private hot tub. 3:06 p.m. A three-legged golden retriever got stuck under the porch. 5:24 p.m. Someone sprayed bear spray through an open car window. 9:26 p.m. A woman called dispatch to […]

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Juiced

9:10 a.m. A beagle was wandering around a car dealership. 8:51 a.m. Some kids kept accidentally opening their property gate and letting their elderly dog escape. 4:34 p.m. A woman didn’t know what to do with the four cows that showed up in her front yard. 6:26 p.m. While riding his motorcycle, a man reportedly […]

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Animal Odyssey

1:20 a.m. Three horses were blocking both lanes outside of a tavern. 11:35 a.m. A cat was stuck in the wheel well of a truck. 12:32 p.m. Two cows and several sheep were standing in a field and an observer was worried they had nothing to eat. 1:48 p.m. An “old fashioned big boat kind […]

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Fast Food

12:22 a.m. A teenaged beer thief was caught, and his parents were called. 6:10 a.m. A mountain lion successfully hunted a fenced-in goat. 8:38 a.m. A steer was hanging out on the roadway. 1:12 p.m. A dog sitter reported the dog’s owner had just left the state and wasn’t returning for their pup. 1:03 p.m. […]

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Cow Rumspringa

4:02 p.m. Two people were caught getting it on in a public bathroom. 4:09 p.m. Some umbrellas from a nearby foot truck got blown across the road by the wind a hit some parked cars. 7:05 p.m. A horse was running down the freeway. 7:25 p.m. A young dairy cow left her pasture and was […]

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Definitely Not the Moon

12:24 a.m. Someone told 911 dispatch they’d just been assaulted outside of a bar, but multiple witnesses told a responding officer that the man had just tripped over a bench. 1:30 a.m. A caller described a “crazy light in the sky” that looked like a spotlight hovering in place for hours, but was definitely not […]

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