Posts By: Micah Drew

Sweet-toothed Thief

7:42 a.m. Someone wanted to shoot the neighbor’s dog after it killed all their chickens. Law enforcement advised against it. 8:42 a.m. Someone stole an e-cigarette from someone else. 8:58 a.m. A calf was hanging out too close to the road for comfort. 9:16 a.m. A woman with extreme horse allergies was upset that her […]

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Moo School

8:07 a.m. A black cow and its calf were standing at a school bus stop. 8:36 a.m. Two tan horses were trotting along the highway. 8:59 a.m. A horse and a mule were using a neighbor’s yard as a pasture. 4:39 p.m. After smoking a lot of pot, a man accidentally walked out of his […]

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Dirty Truants

8:02 a.m. A small husky running loose through a neighborhood was very good at playing keep away. 11:34 a.m. Someone was concerned that two teenagers appeared to be cutting school and “looked dirty.” 3:00 p.m. A man digging through some trash cans retrieved a nice-looking purse.   8:40 p.m. A woman was perplexed when she […]

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Candy Concerns

9:24 a.m. A man ate a donut in a grocery store and left without paying. 10:10 a.m. Kids on a school bus were shining lasers at passing cars. 10:51 a.m. A woman entered a bank but was told her social security number was not linked to any bank accounts. The woman explained that she had […]

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Uncontained Quacks

10:41 a.m. Five pigs were loitering on the side of the road. 3:46 p.m. A dog in a church parking lot would not stop barking. 4:48 p.m. Two horses kept crossing the street to eat the neighbor’s grass. 5:48 p.m. A man’s ducks could not be contained and kept pooping all over the neighbor’s lawn. […]

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Big Kitty, Little Kitty

12:41 a.m. A bear trying to eat chicken for dinner was killed by the birds’ owner. 12:48 a.m. After several days of stalking, a mountain lion succeeded in getting a house cat. 9:22 a.m. A hot air balloon spooked two dogs, which ran away from their yard. 9:51 a.m. Someone called to complain about their […]

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