Posts By: Maggie Dresser

Week of March 16: Time to Get Twisted

Sunday, March 16 1:35 a.m. Someone was celebrating the weekend by throwing fireworks out of their truck. 12:47 p.m. A pair of teens who were looking to get twisted stole two 24-racks of Twisted Tea. 11:45 a.m. A flock of unafraid geese were in the road. Monday, March 17 12:54 a.m. A man was walking […]

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Week of March 9: Poppin’ Wheelies

Sunday, March 9 8:46 a.m. Someone was tired of their neighbor instigating the police with his crotch rocket whenever the sun’s out.   11:38 a.m. A little girl wearing pink pajamas was acting suspicious behind the Conoco. 2:24 p.m. The neighborhood was tired of the same neighbor kid doing motorcycle wheelies all day long. 4:03 […]

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Week of March 2: ‘Say Goodbye to Your God’

Sunday, March 2 10:20 a.m. A drive thru customer was unhappy with the $5 he received in change. 6:44 p.m. A skateboarding gang of teenagers were drinking and trashing the park. 9:24 p.m. A pair of teenaged criminals acquired Buzz Balls from a gas station. Monday, March 3 7:25 a.m. A concerned sister did not […]

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Week of Feb. 23: Avian Murder

Sunday, Feb. 23 7:56 a.m. A resident wasn’t sure that a deer stuck in a fence was going to make it. 9:46 a.m. A disgruntled former employee threatened to beat people up on the mountain after he was fired. 11:01 a.m. A livestock guardian has been attempting to protect his master’s property from three German […]

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