Posts By: Micah Drew

Love Me or the Horse Goes

1:10 a.m. A car was parked at a very weird angle.  1:56 p.m. The neighbor’s cats appeared to have multiplied and moved into the neighboring homes.  2:24 p.m. A man threatened to kill his ex-girlfriend’s horse in retaliation for the breakup.  

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A Smoke and some Pineapple

9:42 a.m. A fisherman was harassed by a pack of loose dogs. 11:04 a.m. Some goats were roaming around town.  2:53 p.m. A man suspected his cat had been poisoned for the second time.   3:06 p.m. A middle school student accidentally dialed 911.  3:52 p.m. Someone reported two people who appeared to be smoking […]

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Routine

4:09 p.m. A car kept trying to race a school bus.  4:47 p.m. A man was seen shadowboxing along the highway.  7:05 p.m. A woman was shadowboxing in the middle of the road.  7:36 p.m. Every Thursday night, a neighbor gets drunk, goes outside and yells at the neighborhood.  

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If You Take A Bear to the Playground…

10:41 a.m. A person wanted to report they had been slapped. 12:56 p.m. A case of nails was littered across a roadway. 1:29 p.m. A black bear was enjoying itself on a school playground.  2:55 p.m. Two horses wandered into a random yard.  4:56 p.m. A turkey was trapped behind a fence. 

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Gridiron Gains

Five northwest Montana football teams played quarterfinal matchups this weekend but only Bigfork and Polson advanced to earn semifinal berths

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As One Does…

7:36 a.m. A pile of grass continued to smolder for the third day.  9:51 a.m. A dog killed the neighbor’s chickens.  1:59 p.m. A woman found her ex-boyfriend in her field. 

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Get Educated

9:19 a.m. A teenager was freaking out because his parents told him to go to school.  1:39 p.m. Someone wearing a Halloween mask and carrying a large knife was walking around Kalispell.  4:38 p.m. Five cows were loose on the edge of the road.  5:07 p.m. Someone called to say a mountain lion had gotten […]

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Horse-Worthy

8:58 a.m. A woman broke into her ex-boyfriend’s house to liberate some of her possessions.   1:03 p.m. A grandmother was very upset when she found her 13-year-old grandson’s marijuana stash.  2:25 p.m. A man was yelling about land in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.  3:20 p.m. A man was seen sitting in his truck slapping […]

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Doing Her Part

12:09 a.m. A woman kept eating food in the grocery store.  1:21 a.m. Approximately 10 people were hiding in a ditch and every time a car passed, they would pop up and throw things at it.  12:25 p.m. After 10 years of living in Kalispell, a tenant got a call from their landlord saying they […]

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Must Have Included a Genie

1:02 a.m. A man kept exposing himself to an ATM.  1:17 a.m. Some strange noises outside a woman’s camper turned out to be cats, not her ex.  5:40 a.m. A black bear was headed towards the high school. 10:01 a.m. A dog killed a wild turkey.  11:17 a.m. Someone accused their dad of starving their […]

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Needs Some Squatch

8:15 a.m. While driving down the road, a woman reported her passenger window randomly shattered.  8:31 a.m. A dog kept digging under its fence and attacking everything that walked by.  9:02 a.m. An RV ran out of gas in the middle of the road.  9:18 a.m. Someone reported their vehicle was broken into and it […]

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