Posts By: Micah Drew

Eh, What’s One More Bark

12:29 a.m. Upon spotting an approaching cop car, a teenager dropped his seven cans of Twisted Tea and a bong and ran away.  7:54 a.m. After reading an officer three days’ worth of bark-log entries a man maintains to track his neighbors’ dogs’ disruptiveness, the complainant opted against having the officer issue a citation.

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Craving Some Wings

7:09 a.m. A black bear kept eyeing the neighbor’s chicken coop.  8:13 a.m. Two heifers and a steer disappeared from their field.  10:42 a.m. A very friendly blue heeler showed up at an office, but unfortunately was not given a job.  12:15 p.m. A known drug user did not have drugs with him.  1:25 p.m. […]

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Technically Law Abiding

12:45 a.m. A car successfully stopped at an intersection after colliding with the stop sign.  1:11 a.m. A woman reported receiving harassing text messages from an ex, but when an officer called the number someone picked up, said “pizza” and hung up. 1:19 a.m. A teenager tried to steal a girl’s bike.  5:24 a.m. A […]

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Follow the Yellow Petal Road

12:27 a.m. A man was practicing his golf swing with a baseball bat.  8:33 a.m. A teenager lied to both of his parents and snuck out to his girlfriend’s house.   10:10 a.m. Someone stole a large hanging basket of flowers from a porch and left a petal trail behind them.   11:26 a.m. Some […]

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Light!

12:29 a.m. Two vehicles went to a car wash, but only one was successfully washed.  4:03 a.m. A man reported that someone had stolen his fishing rod and reel and wanted his pole back, which cost him eight dollars.  4:55 a.m. A man suspiciously wandering the neighborhood was just searching for his lighter.

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Not My Mat

10:59 p.m. Someone at a car wash accidentally took home the wrong floor mats.   11:02 a.m. Someone stole the battery from a leaf blower.  12:23 p.m. A juvenile was whittling some sticks at the skate park.  12:28 p.m. A loose dog was going through people’s trash.    2:24 p.m. Two youths were hitting a […]

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