Posts By: Micah Drew

Wannabe Wolf

12:27 p.m. A pack of nine dogs was roaming around the water park. 1:15 p.m. Someone thought it was suspicious that a man was walking around Kalispell with cameras on his hat. The person filing the report suspected it was someone working for Google Earth. 2:02 p.m. Someone tried to cash a fraudulent check for […]

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Christmas Lasso

12:30 a.m. A man was using a strand of Christmas lights to try and lasso down the cameras outside of a business. He later broke in through the window. 7:28 a.m. A Kalispell resident called 911 to report someone “not driving like a nice person.” 11:49 a.m. Two pigs broke out of their yard and […]

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Sty Escape

12:48 a.m. Some kids were playing a loud game of pickup basketball at midnight. 4:14 a.m. A man tried to buy some beer, but when told that wasn’t possible after 2 a.m., the man got angry and smashed a 12-pack on the floor. 6:23 a.m. After getting hit by a vehicle, a deer played dead […]

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Duck Duck Shovel

9:03 a.m. Some Kalispell residents reported having flowers clipped from their flower beds, as well as several stolen shrubs. 10:37 a.m. A thief broke into an unlocked car and took a switchblade. 10:49 a.m. A brown cow was hanging out by the mailbox. 1:18 p.m. Someone reported a child for allegedly hitting ducks with a […]

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Duck Me

10:07 a.m. Someone reported their concern over a skinny looking cow. 11:19 a.m. A local man kept jumping the fence to access a private hot tub. 3:06 p.m. A three-legged golden retriever got stuck under the porch. 5:24 p.m. Someone sprayed bear spray through an open car window. 9:26 p.m. A woman called dispatch to […]

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Juiced

9:10 a.m. A beagle was wandering around a car dealership. 8:51 a.m. Some kids kept accidentally opening their property gate and letting their elderly dog escape. 4:34 p.m. A woman didn’t know what to do with the four cows that showed up in her front yard. 6:26 p.m. While riding his motorcycle, a man reportedly […]

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Animal Odyssey

1:20 a.m. Three horses were blocking both lanes outside of a tavern. 11:35 a.m. A cat was stuck in the wheel well of a truck. 12:32 p.m. Two cows and several sheep were standing in a field and an observer was worried they had nothing to eat. 1:48 p.m. An “old fashioned big boat kind […]

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Fast Food

12:22 a.m. A teenaged beer thief was caught, and his parents were called. 6:10 a.m. A mountain lion successfully hunted a fenced-in goat. 8:38 a.m. A steer was hanging out on the roadway. 1:12 p.m. A dog sitter reported the dog’s owner had just left the state and wasn’t returning for their pup. 1:03 p.m. […]

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Cow Rumspringa

4:02 p.m. Two people were caught getting it on in a public bathroom. 4:09 p.m. Some umbrellas from a nearby foot truck got blown across the road by the wind a hit some parked cars. 7:05 p.m. A horse was running down the freeway. 7:25 p.m. A young dairy cow left her pasture and was […]

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