A man trying to buy toilet paper got punched.
Someone was walking around his neighborhood with night vision goggles.
A tow truck driver called 911 because he saw a mountain lion run out in front of him while he was driving and he just had to tell someone.
A Hungry Horse man said he had a load of firewood delivered to his house earlier in the day. He knows it arrived because he saw the delivery on his security camera, but now he’s watching his neighbors run off with his wood by the armful.
A Kalispell man said his friend would not stop texting him.
A Dodge Ram rammed into another car.
A man was high and drumming on things.
A Nintendo was stolen in Columbia Falls.
A Columbia Falls man reported that his neighbor keeps running a power cord to his house to steal his power. He admitted that it wasn’t a pressing issue but he is getting pretty tired of it.
Another dogfight was reported in Kalispell.
A Lakeside woman called 911 because there were a lot of people driving up to Blacktail Mountain and she was concerned that they were not practicing social distancing. The 911 dispatcher told her that social distancing was only a recommendation and not a law. She was not happy about that answer.
A Kalispell man called 911 because his neighbor has been launching his stash of fireworks for more than an hour and debris is starting to pile up in his lawn.
Three men got into a fight at a local Mexican restaurant.
A Columbia Falls bar owner reported that one of his patrons had just lost it and she was punching people in the bar. The caller wanted the cops to come down to take her away but after a few minutes said, “Eh, I’ll handle this myself.”
A drunk guy was angry that he could not stay at a Whitefish hotel. The hotel manager was having a hard time conveying the fact that the hotel was full and that the guy did not have a reservation.