A drunk guy was driving through Bigfork with what could be the perfect weapon to fight off a zombie apocalypse: knives duct-taped to a baseball bat.

A man was wandering around Columbia Falls with a pitchfork.

A West Glacier resident was complaining about a “reckless” helicopter.

A patient at an area hospital left with an IV in her arm. Medical providers wanted help finding the woman so that they could take the IV out.

A man was walking down the road in a bathrobe.

Six cows were standing in the middle of U.S. Highway 93.

A Marion man was worried that his wife had gone missing. Law enforcement was able to track the woman down and learned that she had decided to break up with him but had failed to mention it to him.

A concerned Kalispell resident reported seeing a dog that “sits weird” in their neighborhood. They believed the animal was being abused. Law enforcement found the dog and its owner and learned that the pup just likes to sit on her hip instead of her butt and otherwise is a totally normal and healthy animal.

The first “brodies” of winter were being spun in Columbia Falls.

A Columbia Falls woman reported that her neighbor’s cats walk into her house, eat her cat’s food and then swat at it. Apparently these cats have no regard for the law.

A Kalispell resident had two unwanted dogs at his house. He reported that they were “very friendly.”

A Bigfork man demanded help “Now!” after he locked himself out of his car. When the man was told it would be best for him to call a locksmith, he replied that he already tried to do that but he couldn’t get ahold of anyone. He also said he was cold.

A Kalispell man complained that his neighbor was practicing an instrument very loudly. Apparently the neighbor isn’t any good at playing it.

A Somers woman wanted law enforcement to do a welfare check on her ex-boyfriend because he had sent her a link to a sad Johnny Cash song on YouTube.

A chocolate Lab in Kalispell was spending his evening chasing children and cars, much to the dismay of everyone in the neighborhood.