Two Martin City men were talking about religion while shoveling their respective driveways when a disagreement arose and one of them whacked the other with his snow shovel.
A Kalispell woman called to report that her daughter never came home from work last night and that she was concerned. The woman called back later to report that she looked at Facebook and found that her daughter was safe and had “pulled an all-nighter” at the office.
A Kalispell man called to report that the FBI had locked his phone. He later admitted that his phone contracted a “nasty” virus when he was looking at a “nasty” website.
A Hungry Horse woman called police to say that she had a bad dream that revealed a close friend was in danger.
A resident at a local Kalispell trailer park is revving his engine around the clock.
A semi-truck keeps blowing through stop signs in Kalispell.
3:09 p.m. A Kalispell woman accidentally activated her lifeline button.
3:25 p.m. A couple Kalispell kids got into a fight on Second Street. After a cop broke up the fight, the problem was handed over to a school official.
3:31 p.m. A Kalispell man called the cops because he believed his neighbor has used some sort of “electronic device” on his dog to get it to stop barking. The dog is now terrified to go outside.
3:37 p.m. A Kalispell woman was allegedly walking down Sixth Avenue and putting things in a basket. A neighbor told her not to enter her yard and then called the cops.
3:44 p.m. About 50 kids were reportedly hanging out in a back alley to watch and record a street fight. However, no one was there by the time the cops showed up.
9:54 p.m. A man was found passed out in his vehicle along U.S. Highway 2. Upon further investigation, the man was okay and simply sleeping something off. He planned on having a friend pick him up.
A Kalispell man let some friends stay at his house but now he wants them out.
A Kalispell resident called to report that someone had gone on to his property and cut a spruce tree down. The man was advised that he should probably put up a no trespassing sign to prevent the future theft of his trees.
A Marion man called to report that someone had stolen his back porch. Apparently, the thief had chained the porch to a truck and dragged it away.
A Kalispell resident called police to report that his neighbor had just released a bunch of bunny rabbits and now they were all over his yard. He wanted to know what he should do about the adorable infestation.
Two young boys waved down a Kalispell police officer to report that they saw a naked man walking around inside a house. When the naked man saw the two young boys he promptly closed his blinds. The boys thought the police should know that they saw a naked man.
A Marion man called to report that two cows were trespassing on his property and destroying his orchard.
A mysterious minivan has been parked on Shadow Lane for a week.
A Columbia Falls resident called to report that there’s a smelly dog on her porch.